Once upon a time, in an imagination, not too much unlike yours there was a young boy and an older man, The young boys name was Johan, he was a happy little kid who had no further plans in life beyond his next ice cream cone. Johan had golden hair, bright blue eyes and a great curiosity for anything life offered.

The older man, Baloogy was around 17 and was far crazier then you could hope to imagine. He had darkish blonde hair and hazel coloured eyes. He was the kind of guy that everyone knows but few talk to for too long merely because they have other friends to be with. But this guy had a deep dark secret; one shaping his reality that made him odd to anyone besides the young.

Baloogy and Johan had been friends as long as either Johan or Baloogy could remember, not that this says very much because Baloogy had the memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer’s and Johan couldn’t remember anything before his last ice cream cone. The two were walking around the city. Baloogy was looking for something fun and Johan looking for ice cream, most probably chocolate ice cream because chocolate ice cream is nice. Not that there is anything wrong with vanilla or strawberry but he was a young boy so he was probably more interested in Chocolate rather then boring vanilla or girly strawberry. But anyway, Baloogy looked inside a window and he saw a GAME CUBE! Baloogy was overly excited, Johan figured it was because of the ice cream store that he could see through the glass, Johan hoped they had chocolate ice cream.

Baloogy and Johan ran into the shops hand in hand and found a problem, they were running in different directions! Clearly there was a problem… On one hand there was GAME CUBE! And on the other there was ICE CREAM! Each boy both knew what to do.

Baloogy: GAME CUBE!

Johan: ICE CREAM!

As it turned out, their ideas of what to do conflicted. The plot thickens…

Baloogy, being overly nice to little kids finally folded, he walked up to the ice cream shop with Johan who promised that if he bought ice cream then they would both go and see the GAME CUBE! This was an agreement both liked, Baloogy gets to see Game Cube and Johan gets Ice Cream. Together they made it to the ice cream store and Baloogy orders one choc top ice cream and one 'Cassis Sorbet’. Baloogy didn’t know why he wanted Cassis Sorbet but something told him that he liked it, Baloogy is used to that feeling because he has the memory of a Goldfish with Alzheimer’s… (Déjà vu…) Anyhoo… Both boys were now happy and so they decided to go to the GAME CUBE! When suddenly, tragedy strikes, Johan realises that he doesn’t have CHOCOLATE! It’s vanilla with chocolate coating! His now EX-best friend has betrayed him.

Baloogy doesn’t quite know what to do now; on the one hand there is a sad kid with tears in his eyes (awwww… How cute) and on the other hand there is GAME CUBE!

Tensions mount, there is immense pressure on Baloogy now, fortunately however Baloogy copes VERY well under pressure, he knows exactly what to do. Baloogy gives up and goes to buy another ice cream, this time and he gets chocolate and decides that he would like an ice cream, he decides to get Cassis Sorbet, he doesn’t know why but something tells him that he likes that flavour… He can taste it on his lips already… (Odd isn’t it…)

…25 seconds later…

GAME CUBE! YAY

Baloogy and Johan are now near not ONLY game cube but also GAME CUBE GAMES! And there is a sale on them all. Could Baloogy get any happier?

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YES! Baloogy grabs a trolley and starts hauling things into it, within 5 minutes there is room left only for 1 more item before the trolley will collapse under it’s own weight. This is when Baloogy spots the answer to both his AND Johan’s dreams

ICE CREAM MAKER 2000! With many special features including recipe cards for Chocolate ice cream, strawberry, vanilla and many others, one caught Baloogy’s eye more then others Cassis Sorbet. Baloogy likes the sound of it although he doesn’t know why, maybe it’s the word Sorbet because he clearly doesn’t know what Cassis means.

Johan makes a running bolt on top of people’s heads and Kung Fu kicking anyone whom even looks at the seemingly glowing machine. Johan dives knocking about 5 people unconscious in his way, grabs the machine and bolts back to Baloogy and places the machine in the last place anything could possibly go on the trolley, on the TOP.

Baloogy quickly gets the trolley out of the mall and loads the stuff into the car and drives home. Baloogy isn’t quite sure whose car it is or how he started it or even why he’s driving it, he is just trying to get home so he can plug in all his new gaming things. Johan also wants to get home so he can try the ice cream maker 2000.